skunk farmer


a friend who tries to get into the pants of a person you were married to or at least dated.
i had dated this girl for about 2 months. things didn’t work out but we remained friends. her and i went out one night just for fun and one of my guy friends decided to tag along. after a night of partying, i new she was flirting with my friend, so i told him not to go there and that i would be p-ssed if he did. later that night, i woke to find them on my living room floor going at it. he’s lucky i didn’t beat him sensless. that kind of opprotunists is a skunk farmer!

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