skurp


to use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the t-st-cl-s. skurping is not intended for s-xual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a “verbal skurp”, etc. during a skurp the one skurping should usually yell “skuuuuurrp!” it can be used as a verb or a noun.
(v.) i cried myself to sleep after bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) aaron gave kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get c-cky about his man parts.
to use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the t-st-cl-s. skurping is not intended for s-xual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a “verbal skurp”, etc. during a skurp the one skurping should usually yell “skuuuuurrp!” it can be used as a verb or a noun.
(v.) i cried myself to sleep after bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) aaron gave kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get c-cky about his man parts.
originally the sound a car makes when you go really fast around a corner. it was then turned into verb meaning to take or to go fast. it can also be used in subst-tution of many descriptive words. one of the hardest words to define, the solution is to just use it and see where it fits. yoda would say: “define it you can’t, use it you must.” and thats f-ckin yoda.. you should probably listen.
that car just skurped around that corner!
you just skurped that girl from him
hey guys, quit skurpin around out there.
and of course “skkuuurrpp”
a word subst-tuted for almost anything, it just matters about how you put it into context. it can express joy, surprise, mad, or even sad feelings about something. it should not be overused, for it is to only glorify your sentences. to be skurp is to skurp.
oh skurp! my girl just burnt my sandwich.

quit skurping around you f-gs.

i just skurped your mom.

you skurp, you just broke my mothers 50 year old antique lamp.
an extremely h-m-s-xual gesture many college students perform. it involves s-xual har-ssment to another male’s t-st-cl-s. to perform a “skurp”, curve one’s hand slightly upwards and quickly and inconspicuously cup another male’s t-st-cl-s. if a female skurps a male it is considered pleasurable and welcomed by many straight men.
michael skurped me d-mnit. i told him that if he does that then i will never speak to him again.

jordan and aaron killed some dude that skurped the both of them.

jordan was getting a lou lou while getting skurped by the same female. he enjoyed it thoroughly.
d-ck residue; sometimes used as a synonym of ‘dirty c-nt’
you have some skurp on the corner of your mouth
a term for any fine girl. from a distance any girl can be a skurp if they look good. when they get closer you can catagorize them as sk-nky or not.
look at those skurps, they look how from way back here.

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