Skwidge


1. the squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh t-rd

2. when something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard

3. ya mum lol

4. a really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people

5. lincoln iz a skwidge

also – a proffesional skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many skwidges as possible
i thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock

me and some friends were skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river

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