Skybear
the number one most terrible carnivore this ugly earth has ever seen. it has the powerful body of a grizzly bear, with the sky tearing wings of a mega-hawk. skybear attacks are precursed by the terrible screech-roar of this giga-creature.
joe- how did you lose your legs man?
nick- f-cking skybear.
joe- jesus h. christ, you lived?
nick- if you call this living.
both- -tears-
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