Skyjob
when you recieve a bl-wj-b while playing the sensational game that is elder scrolls v: skyrim
dude- my girlfriend gave me a “skyjob” yesterday.
friend- how was that?
dude- -rg-smic! i thought my mind was going to explode. this is definitely better than a blumpkin!
when a muscular man is in the middle of a dance floor in a packed club, the sky job is the action of getting down on his knees and jerking off two guys at once while loudly exclaiming ‘let it rain’ over and over until he is soaked in their j-zzum
trevor went straight from the gym to the club last night and gave two randoms a sky job…he has m-ssive j-zz stains in his hair and on his shirt now
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