Skylar’d


to get head stumped by a parent, then proceeding to call the police on them. when police leave, you realize how f-cking stupid you are, and now your dad has you by the b-lls.

to get raped by father after calling police on him. then proceeding to give him bl-w j-bs as an apology.
dude 1: dylan go skylar’d in grade 10 by some fisherman.

dude 2: yah, i’ve heard. i also heard they mixed their c-m after wards, and created some weird incest potion which they drank.

dylans brother: yah i was totally under the sheets too touching myself. it was sooo fun. i’m gay btw.

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