skype queef


the act of a queef explosion during skype s-x in which the queef boogers fly out onto one’s computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.
bro: wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen….

chick: omg im so embarr-ssed i just skype queefed!!! 🙁

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