Skypesturbate
v.
the act of masturbating while chatting with someone via the online messaging service skype.
i’m about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from italy that i met online.
i can’t wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.
in my spare time, i like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed “ew you’re a creep! stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!” b-mmer.
i’d rather get a joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.
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