Skyrimmed


the result of being smote over the head by a giant, while at the same time attempting to jump-dodge the blow causing your character’s corpse to fly uncontrollably high and automatically resp-wn 10 seconds later without even reaching the peak of the parabolic arc.
evan though he tried to run, jon got skyrimmed hard.
-n-lly licking out your boyfriend/ girlfriend while they playing skyrim.
‘and then i skyrimmed her, it really helped her get through that boss battle…’
an act that leaves a consumer feeling as though they’ve just been -n-lly raped and had $60.00 stolen from their wallet when a company knowingly sells them a faulty game or product.
loading… loading… load… lo what? d-mn it i just got skyrimmed.

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