skyscraper

to take a sh-t on the metal part of a bathroom toilet if there is no bowl
“my g-d , i totally skyscr-per’ed that airport toilet!”
1. a tall building.
2. a tall building that will never again be built in nyc as long as we have short sighted -ssholes running the state and city gov’t.
guy #1 “gee, look at what bloomberg has accomplished…we’ve got lots of skyscr-per models for downtown manhattan, but that’s it.”

guy #2 “nice. we can film a small scale claymation batman movie with those.”
the act of taking a sh-t while suspending oneself from walls in the stall
i took a skyscr-per today and my sh-t landed on the floor
go to new york or chicago and look up
“i’m as high as the sears tower” -crucial conflict
something beyond awesomeness.
think of it as a tandem p–ping maneuver. often used when 2 people have to sh-t at the same time and there is only one toilet. the bottom partner, or foundation, will -ssume a standard p–ping position. the top, or structure, will squat facing the foundation, standing on the foundation’s thighs, and hold the foundation’s shoulders for balance. the structure sh-ts between the foundations legs. a properly executed skyscr-per will result in one uniform plop for both members of the sh-tting team.
my buddy and i were on a long roadtrip and both had to sh-t. the gas station bathroom was only a one-holer so we had to skyscr-per.
a man made work of art set forth to personify mans existence. the inferior branned cannot comprehend the importance of skyscr-per
f-ckin a, some turbin headed c-ck ruler took down those skyscr-per
s-xual position, when receiving partner is penetrated with his/ her legs over the shoulders and/ or wrapped around the back of the neck of penetrating partner while he leans backward for leverage using arms to move receiver up and down in order to cause -rg-sm.

created by s.socrates on 2/14/11
i s.socrates created the skyscr-per and it was awesome.