Skyward Sword


latest installment to the zelda franchise as of 2011, celebrating its 25th anniversary.

link can use a toilet and sleep. best game ever.
“skyward sword might be as good as ocarina of time.”
the little piece of awesome that nintendo are bringing out for wii next year. most people hate its graphics, but i think they’re pretty cool. i can’t wait… ^_^

the trailer has had lyrics added to it by tobuscus. i suggest you look at it. 🙂
zelda nerd 1: omg!!! i can’t wait for skyward sword!
zelda nerd 2: i know, right! all weird peoples dont like the graphics.
tobuscus: -sings the trailer-
zelda nerds: rotfl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a proudly erected p-n-s.
“dude, i just saw the hottest girl ever.”
“i believe you. i can see you have a skyward sword…”
a rushed 6-month worth of development game made by pathetic asians who have outlived their skill;

nintendo’s attempts to make an amazing game which hasn’t gone well after majora’s mask. ghirahim is a f-ggot and the plot is cheap and overused. however the strong point and redeeming quality is the full motion controls which leads to an actual challenging zelda game, that is, if you are a 14 year old autist. even still, the game can be very immersive if you keep an open mind.
skyward sword is a zelda game so you know it won’t blow. however, nintendo is a cash cow. they stopped putting in love in their games after they realized that nintendo fantards are rabid dogs who will love any game they put out. skyward sword is no exception.

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