slab fest
an annual car show in houston texas where custom slabs are showcased and awards are given out to the best cars.
man last year slab fest was off the hook. this year i’m entering my car.
a festive time after exams when mates get together to consume exesive amounts of alchol. 24 cans/bottles must be consumed to become a member of the exclusive team
an annual event held where u start drinking and u don’t stop until u have finished a slab
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