slaberoni
slaberoni slab-er-oni, is a slab of pepperoni. also known as chubby sliver, genoa boa, meatastrophe. slang usage includes subst-tuting any word referencing male genetailia with “slaberoni”.
empty your pockets, but do it slow
take everything you got and lay it on the f-ckin floor
don’t make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherf-ckers away
i’m in a bank, and it’s a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherf-ckers’ money
peepin at a b-tch cause my slaberoni’s on hard
laughin at the dumb -ss security guard
who’s tied up for the moment, not sayin’ a word
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