Slack Monkey


someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and p-ss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)
f-cking dan dude, he’s being a total slack monkey while we’re having to do his paperwork.

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