Slackcessionist
someone who signs a pet-tion on the internet to secede from their country, but is too lazy and disinterested to do anything further.
“dude, check out this white house pet-tion–texas is chock full of slackcessionists!”
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the activity you do, or partic-p-te in to put off doing something that is not as fun, but more important. my favorite slacktivity to do instead of writing my 5 page paper that is due tomorrow is to look up random words on urbandictionary.com. slack-tiv-i-ty (noun) completed work, albeit completed poorly due to nonchalance, intentional […]
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to laminate with force. to have one object become connected with another object due to an impact or a high level of speed or force applied. joey tried to do a kick flip off of those stairs. i thought he was going to slaminate his face to the pavement!
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when an it person f-cks something up… you can also call the person who is causing the problem slamwhack. why are the phones down again???” “awww, slamwhack must be scr-w-ng around with them” or “what happened to the server, ive lost everything!” “no way, you have been slamwhacked mate”
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the act of tweeting during your sleep cycle, usually occurring at night. the act of tweeting in the middle of the night or when one is falling asleep, or when one has just woken from sleep and falls back asleep. tweeting using while being sub coherent. usually used as a hashtag on twitter to explain […]
- sleepwhacking
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