slacklinning
to urinate through the for-skin and not having the courtesy to ‘c-ck-back’ and revel the helmet for increased aim. usually ending in a large amount of spray in all directions.
dude, which one of you cucks was slacklinning!! there’s p-ss all over the floor!
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