Slagenda


a portmanteau word incorporating the words slag and agenda. a to do list or schedule of activities which a woman of loose virtue has to observe through the evening. a sl-t timetable or sk-nky shopping list
b-tch, i saw that fine young piece of -ss walking my way and i put getting him to cornhole me straight to the top of my slagenda

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