Slaggy couple
when two people under the age of 16 (uk) partic-p-te in any s-xual activity, such as fingering, s-x, bl-wj-bs etc.
here is a typical slaggy couple scenario:
tom walked home one night. there, dressed in only a bra and tracksuit bottoms, was the love of his life, jess. he couldnt help but feel his eyes drift to her wonderfully large br–sts supported by her skimpy red bra. he moved closer, his p-n-s throbbing. she grabbed his tie, remove it and stuffed her well made small hands down his boxers. his p-n-s pulsed like a fast heartbeat. before tom knew it, jessica removed his trousers, grabbed his now erect c-ck, and sucked like a vacuum. he was so excited and happy. he -j-c-l-t-d the most amazing, thick sperm all over her face. he p-ssed out he was so h-rny.
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