Slagwarts
acronym: seriously loose anglo-saxon girls who are rarely taken seriously
singular – slagwart
describes vast numbers of females who inhabit the british isles, a nation that increasingly resembles two peoples sharing one geography. slagwarts are almost indistinguisable from chavettes and are generally over-s-xed, arrogant and greedy, dreaming of little more in life than instant fame and/or wealth, plus becoming a footballer’s wife. the rest of the nation just looks on in confused disgust.
“that really obese girl over there just said to me ‘you’ve got five minutes to buy me a drink, or i’ll go and talk to someone else’. i mean, why on earth would i do that? who would sign up to being treated like a piggy bank?”
“mate, she’s just another of those slagwarts. if you want some fun, look elsewhere.”
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