slake


noun; a gratifying or pleasurable turn of events
verb; to gratify or satisfy
that hard-boiled egg burrito sure was a slake, mom!

the television slaked me with encino man
a pathetic gay man who makes things up to make friends and lure underage boys.
watch out for the slake with a six-pack and a joing outside of your junior high, he has a bottle of rufies and a video camera.
to makeout or satisfy by kissing.
haven’t you ever seen mash if not you need to get out.

radar o’riley got slaked.
someone who is both a sl-t and a flake. or, someone who flakes out on you to act out sl-tty behavior.
“f-ck, amanda slaked on me again. we had plans and instead she went to bone 3 different dudes.”
the opposite of a nap. when you are awake. you sleep and then you wake up and then you go back to sleep. the part when you are awake is a “slake” when you sleep and then wake up to either go workout or write papers and then you go back to sleep.
i took a “slake” today, i had to get up for practice and went to sleep when i got home.
verb – to m-st-rb-t- and -j-c-l-t- on ones couch.
“dude, you’re f’n sick! you just slaked on my new sofa!”
one who stays frozen in time, fears change. fence-sitter.
he hasn’t made a move because he is a slake.

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