Slam-boner


a person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. this can be commonly known as a “tool,” but a slam-b-n-r is worse. being a ‘slam-b-n-r’ is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.
there was a deficit of muscle m-ss on my body so i decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-b-n-rs.

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