Slamesh
an observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid mondays. an acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. but more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
zinedine zidane is a moron, he cost france the 2006 soccer world cup
-ah, slamesh!
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