Slamsterdam


where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). slamsterdam is the capital of the bederlands. sister cities include d-ckstanbul, c-ckstantinople, bangc-ck, new pork, etc.
“so what happened?”
“went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and i yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing……got in a good trip to slamsterdam though”
“ride or die, yo”
eating after smoking marijuana, or “the munchies”. combines “slams” or snacks, with amsterdam,nl famous for legalized marijuana.
i went straight to slamsterdam after a long hike in dankorage,ak.

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