Slamwarden
a friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. he will protect you from s-xual attacks from slampigs, slamhogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.
matt: youre lucky that i was your slamwarden last night.
greg: true story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
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