Slang Dildangin’
a process inspired by the accurately named “slang dangin'” this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus subst-tute otherwise known as a “d-ld-.” the difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a s-xual aid device will then -ssault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one slang dildangin’ less innocent. if preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
guyface: did you hear ashley cant walk?
girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were slang dildangin’ last night!
guyface: poor ashley!
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