when someone speaks exclusively in slang or colloquialisms that barely exist. they abbreviate everything.
you: totes bae, i litch maybs
me: don’t slangjack around me
- gentlemans riding coat
a condom. the honourable tarquin ffylkheme-gernlough (pr*nounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman’s riding coat.
- hand break
a girlfriend or a wife you bring along on a trip “i should of left the hand break at home”
typically when you shove your d*ck into a girls v*g*n* and it comes out her r*ct*m. man, its really difficult to pull of a bihama
- cheat nut
when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut. “dude, i cheat nut on the thots back.”