slanted


to go beyond basic intoxication…
“i was wasted but now i’m slanted!”
to be ripped off by an asian.
nip su ping slanted me on that key of c-ke!

those f-cks at magic wok slanted me on my chow mein.
to sh-t your pants in a way that the sh-t’s weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.
1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!
being completely and utterly bad-ss; one of the coolest things you have ever seen
“matt is so handsome, he is slanted.”

“dude, that car is so slanted.”
another meaning for being drunk or stoned, such as wasted,leanin, smackked, & bent.
2kan- d-mn boy that arty was poppin lat night

peenut- you was feelin right ?

2kan- i was type slanted 5
adj: h-m-s-xual
your so slanted!

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