Slap and Nap
this move is very similar to the slop and drop, but must be done with a partner. to perform the slap and nap, a man has s-xual intercourse with a woman. upon -rg-sm, the man collapses on top of the woman and falls asleep, thus enhancing both the s-xual act and the ensuing nap.
john: “baby i’m tired, mind if i pull a slap and nap on you?”
to m-st-rb-t- in one’s bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) i’m tired and h-rny. i’m going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) i’m tired and h-rny. i’m going to slap and nap.
slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
“dang i’m tired and i can’t fall asleep, i need to slap and nap”
to m-st-rb-t- in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
i got off work early, and was able to go home and have a slap and nap. i awoke feeling refreshed.
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