Slap Ass Friday


a perverted game of tag played on fridays. object is to try and hit as many people’s -sses as possible without getting your -ss slapped. from the outside it looks like a bunch of people running around and screaming live five year olds.
girl 1: you know what day it is?

girl 2: -slaps girl 1’s -ss- slap -ss friday! -runs-

girl 1: -chases her- i’m gonna get you!

stranger: ?
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when girls get slapped in the b-tt by guys. every friday it is scheduled. a day when people can slap other people’s b-tts. girls can slap guys’ b-tts too. some people do enjoy this day. but it must be very painful for some girls, though.
today, i noticed it was slap -ss friday. i spotted my crush of three years. and as i walked down the hall, i spotted him. then, i p-ssed by and i quickly slapped his b-m with hard, heavy pressure. i could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. it was great pleasure to do that. he blushed as i gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.
any given friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone’s -sses. usually, a male slaps a female’s -ss, and it’s automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it “slap-ss friday.”
boy: -slaps girl’s -ss-
girl: what was that for, you pr-ck?
boy: slap-ss friday!
in high school where every friday all the guys in the school slap all the girls’ -sses. pretty much self explanitory.
sharika: heeeeey devonte! you know its slap -ss friday right?? aren’t you gonna do somethin’ to me?

devonte: -slap’s sharika’s -ss- mmmm. sorry baby. i forgot!
a day when you can slap people’s -sses.
woot! it’s slap–ss friday! -slaps people’s -sses-

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