slap happy surprise
for best results do this one in the dark. when the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should c-m in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the j-zz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unj-zzed hand. after her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the j-zzed on hand.
she did not want me to c-m in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.
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