slaphead sprouting
when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. this effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.
keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.
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