slapnuts


a person who does not know how to do anything at all.
the slapnut couldn’t pour p-ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
an imcompatent person. a real hozer. see {hozer}. a person that needs an -ss whoopin’. can also be said as slappy.
f-ck you slap nuts
a term used by jeff jarrett in wcw to insult the fans. (based off other definition of slapnut)
“listen up all you slapnuts, i am the chosen one.”
a subordinate person, usu. inferior; a working cl-ss stiff; one who must work hard and hastily.
“yo, slap nuts, take out the garbage when you’re finished washing the dishes.”
insult to be used in place of ‘idiot’, mostly for repeated offense of same idiotic behavior.
yo slapnut….stop being such an -ssclown!
commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.
shut the f-ck up, slapnuts.
a dumb -ss person

only a dumb person would slap they nuts cause it hurt so bad
shut ur slap nut azz up

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