Slapokan


a s-xual game derived from the j-panese martial art shodokan. it starts from a traditional shodokan pose, followed by a slap on a (preferably nice looking) -ss.
– you know that hot chick i met yesterday?
– yeah?
– i totally went slapokan on her -ss!
– nice!

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