Slapology


an apology coupled with an insult. usually not intended.

pr-nounced ” sluh-pol-uh-gee”
1. i’m sorry for not wanting to go to “extreme pita” but the way you use pita bread is not extreme

2. man:i love you but you’re not as hot as jessica alba

woman: i’m not taking that as an apology, i’m taking it as a slapology

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