slapout, ok. population : 12
well maybe 18 by now. literally. this little podunk town, town? can you even call that a town? its on the map, seriously. check it out. northwest oklahoma, smack dab in the state’s “armpit”. probably explains the smell of this little town. or could be the feed lots. or just your brothers step aunts husbands cousins outhouse. small town, close relations. if ya ever get a chance to drive by slapout, don’t blink. and watch out for rouge cattle and the oc*ssional h*rny toad. speaking of that, better keep an eye out for uncle bubba papa cuz too.
don’t hang around slapout, ok too long, it starts to rub off on you, you’ll come home and ask your sister to the prom.
there aren’t any definitions for fauxlectual yet. can you define it?
- six pack s*x
when you and your partner rub your six packs together while moaning or kissing oh my god ive just had the best six pack s*x ever
she is a rude, fake, narsasistic b*tch who uses s*x as a tool to get what she wants. she is probably f*cking her own dad. hey, did you hear how shashaunna slept with her own father & his friends too!
a strong attraction to people named “jack”. also can be an obsession with jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (jack-o-lanterns) “did you see that girl? she always dates men named jack. she’s a real jackos*xual.” “mark was humping your jack-o-lantern. i think he’s a jackos*xual.” “poor , poor harry. he’s such […]