slappendicetomy


when something so outrageous, insulting, tactless, b-tchy, moronic or just plain contrary to popular logic is said, that a disembowelment of the speaker needs to take place.
sarah palin: “drill, baby drill!”

joe biden, educated minds everywhere: “mam, i believe you need a slappendicetomy to knock all that nonsense out.”

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