slappin da mpha


when a male, in a naked state, swing hips back and forth or up and down to make his d-ck hit his thighs and make a slapping sound.
guy: -slap slap slap-
other guy: man are you slappin da mpha, again?
guy: -slap slap slap-
other guy: shut up!

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