slapping the panda


this is when you are mouth f-cking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you f-ck so hard that your b-lls h-t their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. before you c-m you pull out and slap you c-ck across their face while you c-m, painting their face white.
two nights ago i hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

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