when a male *j*c*l*t*s into his own hand, and slaps his partners face with the c*m filled palm.
i bet when christopher walken is done banging melissa mccarthy, he pulls out, finishes himself off, and gives her a good hard slappy ending
when you’re drunk and you can’t be on top because you have limited motor functions. so you offer to bottom like a starfish…. but then the jackhammering causes sickness… and then sh*t gets sloppy. kelly: so totally saw that you houdini’d out with that guy last night, did you?….. sarah: …. i was a total […]
the last name of someone with an enormous p*n*s size, or girls with a nice stature. hot girl #1:here comes a hutsell i can’t wait for him to be my boyfriend hot girl #2:no i saw him first
- black is the new blue
when urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason… me: *goes to www.definithing.com* me: wtf what happened to urban dictionary… black is the new blue
a stupid person or thing everyone called chris a flumbus.