slart-faced


adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. the phrase comes from early 1980’s east midlands (rutland) slang. similar to “having a face like a smacked b-m”.
sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to tina.

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