slashley


a girl named ashley who loves cutting herself. often seen in jean jackets and sweaters, slashley generally has multiple band-aids on her fingers from repeatedly cutting herself with her dad’s bowie knife, or her mom’s paring knife. sometimes, slashley is subject to mild fits of shouting or bouts of rage, immediately followed by a session of scissor-art, using her body as the canvas.
dude 1: slashley is in the er again. this time she cut part of her ear off

dude 2: d-mn…that psycho chick just won’t learn

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