Slatch
slag hatch.
also known as a v-g-n- of a sl-t.
often used as an insult. i.e to someone who sleeps around or is acting like a complete c-ck.
courtney is a right slatch
a request for and item or anything else that can be given to any person at any given time.
example 1
guy: yo, random brotch slatch some s-x.
attractive female: sounds good.
example 2
person 1: yo my nyigga slatch a drank of that purple drank.
person 3: ight.
v. as in ” to slatch”. slatching occurs when it gets to the messy end of a night and options for s-x become limited. that’s when you decide to slatch someone. an amalgam of the words “latch” and “sl-t” it refers to the process of picking out the sl-ttiest looking girl in the bar/nightclub/parking lot and attaching yourself to her, ie you “latch onto a sl-t”
‘see that chick over there with her b–b half hanging out, i am so going to slatch her”
the sludge left behind by a girl after a night of s-xual activity. the girl is often not the brightest or prettiest and is usually (but not always) riddled with aids or several other various stds.
1. i’ve just seen your bedroom, that girl you brought back last night slatched everywhere!
2. “what smells?” “i’ve got that girls slatch all over my fingers, it stinks”
sl-ty batch (b-tch)
someone who is dumb, sl-tty, loose v-g-n-, and is a huge b-tch.
ew look at that slatch over there grinding on that guy!
a slap with a scratch attached to it.
she was so wasted on red bull and vodkas she tried to slap her ex in the face and he caught her nail instead, it was a wicked slatch.
dirty sk-nk
that girl is a straight up slatch
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