Slathered


a state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.
i had three and a half sheppy’s dabinett cidré last night. i was so slathered i could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig’s.
the act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged
the stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him
the drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles
nigha i was so slathered last night i ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

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