slaumming
the act of two men going to a morgue and choosing a two to three day old dead women. one of the men then places his mouth directly over the girls v-g-n-. the other man then proceeds to get a running start before jumping and landing as hard as possible on the womans stomach. the rest is history.
“dude, i just went slaumming last night with jimmy!”
“the other day we slaummed with a four dayer”
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