slavery emoticon
a textable image depicting slavery. more at the necessity for the a party to be utterly subservient to another, such as being a minimum/low-wage employee, minor child, student, or subjugated denizen. should this relationship cease, the result is likely catastrophic to the future of the former party, with consequences including: (further) degradation (e.g. resorting to s-x-work), unemployment, homelessness, starvation, and death.
the need for this hypothetical emoticon was articulated by comedian byron bowers
(whilst texting) i got to get back to work my boss is coming (slavery emoticon)
(facebook post) about to turn 26 so i better enroll for obamacare (slavery emoticon)
(im) my parents won’t stop pushing me to fill out college applications (slavery emoticon)
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