slay day


1. a day where everything goes wrong. usually consiting of the worst possible outcome of every situation imaginable. usually charactrerized by repeatadily yelling “it’s a slay day.”
2. to destroy or f-ck up a random individual out of spite. typically achieved by stealing and throwing objects at or into cars or p-sserbys.
1. my good friend william palmer yelled “it’s a slay day” and i instantly knew his math test boned him hard.
2. my good friend michael esquibel stole random food from a supermarket and then threw the stolen merchandise at strangers on the sidewalk. that’s when i knew it was a slay day

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