Slayer’s Bio
a virtual repellent for the internet racist encountered on xbox live:
“been called a nig-er on xbl live lately? sucks huh? well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) only say ni-ger in their home, far from danger.
2) have small meat a.k.a shween.
3) their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) they have a picture of beyonce with the mouth cut out
and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) they tivo 106 & park.
7) they sleep with a mr. t action figure
8) they know all the words to j.u.i.c.y
9) a confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
“just in case.”
guy1: some douche bag is using “witty and new” insults from
the 1920’s again. darn xbox live!
guy2: lol, just put up slayer’s bio that will shut em’ down.
guy1: you mean that humanslayerx guy?
guy 2: yeah. he’s been at this for six years now.
guy1: nice.
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