slazenger trackies
the make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired mcdonald’s card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for p-ssy’s and low life’s
‘oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads
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