Sleep cocking
when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.
“oh baby, it’s not my fault i musta been sleep c-cking again.”
“it never fails, 3 am he can’t sleep and tries to blame it on his sleep c-cking”
verb: the act of awaking from a long dream of d-ck sucking, and a c-ck is in your mouth.
i can’t believe holly sleepc-cked last night! oh, she gets caught sleepc-cking all the time.
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