sleep fapnea


a condition when one m-st-rb-t-s in there sleep.
when i woke up in the morning my sheets were covered in s-m-n and my d-ck was outside my underwear with my hand still on it. i have sleepfapnea
sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.
man i was so tired when i got home last night i didn’t get my rocks off, then i couldn’t even sleep because of the d-mn sleep fapnea.
sleep fapnea

1. waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.

2. being found unconcious with your p-n-s in your hand.
jesse “i woke up last night and i was bate-ing’

cameron “woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea”

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